Thursday, October 2, 2008

Free Dog

Free to a Good Home

11-week-old Boxer Puppy
Goes by the name 'Oskar', but you can call him whatever you'd like.
Can sit and lay down on command.
Partially housetrained, but makes occaisional mistakes, which seem to be intentional.
Will only go on walks when children are present; will never walk anywhere with adult men.
Snores.
Occaisional farting.
Ate poop once.

6 comments:

Kelli said...

that sounds like a good dog to me.

nettie said...

you should have listened to me...

jamie k said...

you should have listened to all of us. i warned you...

we're still considering, but there's nowhere to put him. is there an incentive package?

Kelli said...

no no no, you don't want to give him away. don't you love him?

Mary said...

I knew this day would come. We offer our condolences. It's sad really...

Trent Mason said...

Dude, pathetic.