Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Things Which Are Not Safe

Allowing your 18-month-old to play by himself on playground equipment.

Peering over any edge, when you've been walking less than one year.

Attempting to slide while blinded by a bad hairdo.

Somehow, finding this hair an improvement.

Thinking Abbey will protect you from falling.

Using delivery-room-inspired playground equipment.

The daily fall.

Whatever this is.

Hoping your dad will catch you (he won't).

Brushing your teeth at a sporting event.  This may not be unsafe, but it is (at a minimum): unsanitary, uncouth, unnecessary, unusual, unwelcome, and unwise.


This just looks like a potential for disaster.

Running with your shoelaces untied.

Trying to stop Mylie from scoring.  Don't even try it.

4 comments:

Mary said...

You are a good blogger Brandon. Congrats. I want to be like you.

Kelli said...

i love it!

jamie k said...

wow. you are nice parents. sammy would be in trouble for teetering over the edge like that ...

Kelli said...

jamie, by child #3, your standards of safety change. especially if it's a boy...we let evan have free reign of the stairs - something we wouldn't dream of with avery.